“What are you supposed to be?” “Bilbo Baggins.” “Who’s Bilbo Baggins?” “He’s from the Lord of the Ring and the Hobb……..Never mind.”
“And you can be Smaug.”
“How can I be smog?”
“Not smog, Smaug. Ugh. Never mind.”
(Source: mayishere, via areyousuretonightsadangernight)